So, okay. I had the weirdest dream last night. It involved Jesus (as in Christ), Jesus having an army of ghosty things he referred to as "the dead," Jesus and his "the dead" conglomerating an turning into Satan while Jesus sang Unchained Melody, some kind of sporting event or events, and Smurfs.
All right then.
I'm on my phone so I can't go into more detail without wasting an entire work day doing so, but I wanted to make sure to share the basics. That shit's too weird to keep to myself.
Smurfs. What the hell.
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